"ASSES"

Funny story:

This guy had his car stolen, called cops, police didn't arrive immediately, called again, told police he had been shot, officers arrived, saw no wounded victim, police traced called back to this guy, this guy admitted he called, said he called and said he had been shot so police can get their "ASSES" down to the scene, asked police are they goin do anything bout his car, this guy gets arrested.