OOOOHH IT'S JURY DUTY TIME!

Rod Blagojevich trial starts Tuesday everyone, two White House reps have been called to "Testify" you accuse me of a, you accuse me of a" my fault my fault got into my Common mode. But White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel has been subpoenaed along with Presidential adviser Valerie Jarret.

But ole Blago's fate will be in the hands of 12 jurors, here is what lawyers are looking for, courtesy of the Chicago Suntimes. No I'm not copying!

 Defense Wants:

Fan of the Underground, Old Style Chicagoan, Juror of Color, Couch Potato - this person watches a lot of TV where Blagojevich and his wife have been all over. The Little Old Lady, The Good Brotha - not a good black brother but one who has beliefs that you should take risk for your brothers and sisters.

Prosecution wants:


Overachiever, Basket Case - one with many issues, The Stickler - good book person, the law is the law, wants to stick it to this guy, how can you sell Mr. Obama's seat Blago, The Softie, The Smart Guy, The Righteous Leader - Power to the People type of person, not afraid to say what they feels.

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